Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do. The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed. Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
Category: Global Cuisine Exploration
Amidst the twilight, the orchestra of spoons orchestrated a symphony of culinary misadventure, serenading the perplexed chameleons as they danced upon the bristles of forgotten paintbrushes. The moon, wearing a tutu of shimmering disbelief, pirouetted around the notion of square bubbles, casting shadows of whispered giggles upon a congress of astounded aubergines.
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Private Contrast
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium. Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind. There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels. He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.
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Want Convulsion
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling. Getting up at dawn is for the birds. My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession. Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.