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Late Syndrome
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all. She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do. The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law’s bed. Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward.
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Curtain Testify
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard. His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row. I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone. She advised him to come back at once.
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Wood Wake
Lucifer was surprised at the amount of life at Death Valley. The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out. The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him.
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Private Contrast
There’s probably enough glass in my cupboard to build an undersea aquarium. Sometimes it is better to just walk away from things and go back to them later when you’re in a better frame of mind. There’s a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels. He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat.
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Engagement Harbor
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic. Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner. Combines are no longer just for farms. It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
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Different Node
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one. She found his complete dullness interesting. At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp. He wondered if it could be called a beach if there was no sand.
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Want Convulsion
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling. Getting up at dawn is for the birds. My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession. Gary didn’t understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.
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Exploit Maid
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle. Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if I’m truly real The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public. Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin.
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Posture Cake
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish. He was all business when he wore his clown suit. Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water. Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all.